“Brides ‘R Us” Window Dressing

My wife Margarit is from overseas, but never described coming ashore like this. I do imagine that unwrapping any Mail Order Bride would be fun. But does one have to put the girl back in the box when done playing with her?

COMPARE directly to display in Dubai…
Mail-Order-Brides Revisited

For unusual Mannequin display that caught my eye SEE…
Telegraphing Lingerie Streetside
Black Birds as Familiars
Wire Mannequin Love Affair
Wire Mannequin Crush Continues

For  Dress Form merchandising SEE…
Michael Kors Purse Bandolier
Mannequin Arm as Purse Faceout
Wrist Watch as Neck Choker

SEARCH “Window Dressing” for posts of creative displays crafted on minimal budgets.

For more of my approach to retail humor SEE…
A Nose for Purses
Long, Leggy Door Handles
Imaginative Jewelry Sign
Frankenstein-Inspired Fixture
Bras for Well-Read Girls
Sign Says Cheeky
Designer Tardis at Short Hills Mall
Grab a Beer at Brooks Brothers
Spring Bicycle Makeover
Unattended Child Warning
Chinese Wieners on Sale
Bipolar Restroom Sign
Best Pegboard Hook Backscratcher
How to Merchandise Butterflies
Leaning Tower of Clearasil
Moose Antler Merchandising
Toilet Plunger Porcupine Display
Smell ‘O Vision Retail Rollout
Hello Kitty Joins Louis Vuitton

Pursue eerie retail topics further at…
Potion and Elixer Merchandising
Tissue Use is Self-Explanatory
Swarovski-eaque Rhinestone Skull
Goth vs Halloween Styles
Celtic is the New Halloween
Halloween Starts Early Here
Halloween Fixture Traditions
Back Labeling Halloween
Skeleton Staff Greetings
Black Birds as Familiars
Hanging Museum Case With Silver Skull
Fresh Shrink-Wrapped Skulls
Stonehenge for Shoe Worshipers
Brides ‘R Us Window Dressing
Mail-Order-Brides Revisited
Frankenstein-Inspired Fixture
Twilight Zone Diorama Dramatics
Teapot Coffee Grinder Man
Moose Antler Merchandising
Grab a Beer at Brooks Brothers
Playing Jenga With Facings
Rx for Couch Potatoes
Cosmetics Cascade Magic Trick
Casket as Retail Window Display

For a Pinterest Photo Board visual summary see…
Eerie Merchandising in Retail

SEARCH “Silly” for more of my attempts at humor and what I find funny in retail.

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